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Forced Romance Week

So Valentines is this week. Not that you’d know. I mean it’s not advertised on every channel or every poster in the Tube or every other word that comes out of a smug couple’s mouth. For couples it’s a...

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Flirty & Fervent Days

There’s not just Valentines…. It’s like the world goes into crazy love overdrive when it comes to this day. Couples will do their emotional foreplay type stuff where chocolates come in a massive box...

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Friday Sex Talk

Sex that you could have possibly had This came about after quite a bizarre conversation involving wine. And of course as most of my sex talks go, this will part one. If you’re a lady loving lady then...

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Favourite Things – Heads Hearts EP

Eyeliner, glitter, bass, chains, drums, shimmying, waving, heels, leather, shots and unicorns. It has to be a Head Hearts gig. Now as I do with most of the gigs I review, I get caught up in the set and...

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Friday Sex Talk

Not one to rehash old sex talks but every week this comes up in my email box. If I talk about sex so much, how important do I think it is? How important is sex in a relationship? It’s what … Continue...

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Friday Sex Talk

Thoughts you’re not meant to have, but get. Things that pop into your head during sex are often inappropriate,  mundane or sometimes funny. And they probably fall into these three categories. As well...

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Friday Sex Talk

 Getting in the Mood I’ve talked before about what to do if your partner isn’t feeling like sex, but what do you do if you’re never in the mood? These are some little ways you could try to get in …...

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Festival of pure fucking Joy

My time/Why you need to get to LBeach LBeach in Germany was a baffling place. Because it was a festival with 4000 women spending a lot of time together, and it wasn’t bitchy in any way. Imagine that....

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Friday Sex Talk

 Sex Parties – Something you should try out or something to never think about? After writing this column for a year, I get invited to a lot of different sorts of events. Ones that if you lived with...

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Friend VS The Girlfriend

Following Taylor Swift’s life as I do often, it really surprised me that she made her feelings about Selena Gomez getting back with Justin Bieber known. It got me thinking about whether you’ve got an...

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Friday Sex Talk

Fucking Festival Fun If you’re in L Fest this weekend then you may want to get ziggy jiggy and juggy with a girl. Having sex at festivals can be fun and exciting, and I have to say it, intense. Haha …...

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Friday Sex Talk

Hot sun & Not Fun After complaining for most of the year that we’re too cold, now that the hot weather is here we’re too sticky, too sweaty, and too skanky to feel like sex. But it’s just got to …...

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Friday Sex Talk

A Clit of Sexy Fun We all like a bit of clit action. Who doesn’t on a rainy Tuesday. But sometimes, toys can be a bit full on and can press on your clit making it feel like it’s been … Continue reading →

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Fine I’m gay!

I’m a thirty year old lesbian and I hate that I have to keep coming out whenever I meet someone new. It’s like a never ending revolving closet door. Since you’re femme and must get it all the time, is...

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Foreseeing before Doing

My gf really wants us to get matching tattoos but I’m not sure. What do you think? Is it really romantic or just stupid? -Anon I want to scream and shout and let it all out about how probably bad an...

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Friday Sex Talk

How to know someone is good in bed.   We’ve all been there. That awkward moment where you’ve taken home a hot girl thinking you’re going to have the best rough and tumble time of your life,  and she...

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Friends in the Middle

My girlfriend of four years and I recently broke up. Because we were together for so long, we have the same friends. I hate going out with them and seeing her. I can’t control my emotion towards her....

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Friday Sex Talk

Getting the bedroom ready Now this is definitely a thing that people need to think about. You’ve got someone coming home with you, they are all ready to rip off your floral bra and bite through the...

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Friday Sex Talk

No, don’t do that. Sex is great. I for one will put my hand up and my other hand down my pants and repeat that. But, as we all know, there are some things that are bad about sex. And these things that...

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Flagging Relationships

How do you know when your relationship needs to end? I just don’t know what to do about my girlfriend at the moment. - Anon Well first, there must be a reason why you’re asking yourself this question....

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